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(210) Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
(631): It's official. Every single white female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses form a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
(603):
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
(919): Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
(306): Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
(862): 5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
(973): children are so perceptive these days... and horny
(314): So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
(816):Most never. Some around 65.
(504):
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
(501):
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
(717):
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
